Ham,
It's ok to be a noob.
If you need help, let us know. Maybe we can offer advice. No need to be sarci, we're just ofering to help out others.
Don't worry about the topic changing direction, ham, it happens a lot. If you want something, ask for it. Simple.
I'm sure Paul would be willing to help you out with a mobo, no problem.
If you're going for PCI V5 board, you don't have to worry about your mobo as much. KT266/A and KT333 hold the best possible chance of supporting a universal AGP slot (1x/2x/4x) for 3dfx AGP card users.
Unfortunately for you yanks, it will cost you more for international shipping, than when we have items shipped from you!
For the same price we can have the luxury of Air Mail, while you settle for Surface.
Don't worry about it.