O.K. everyone, it's MOD suggestion time!
(YES, I'm aware this IS off topic - but I had a brainstorm!)
@Janskjaer gave me a neat idea...
You said a 3Dfx closet - but we're NOT satisfied with just a standard cupboard, OH NO!
How about this...
INGREDIENTS
A Chrome cabinet for office supplies
Perspex - lots of it and rubber sealant
Some heavy duty cutting tools
LOTS and LOTS of spare time!
Various computer parts...
1. Take your chrome cabinet and cut two LARGE rectangular holes in the front of each door.
2. Cut two large sheets of perspex to size.
3. Cut rubber sealant to size and slot perspex into place in doors.
4. Add FOUR / SIX neon blue lights (either two on a shelf or four on a shelf)
5. Drill holes on the top shelf for TWO server boards.
6. Screw the boards (and respective PSU's) onto the shelves.
7. Add various computer parts (including a V5500 in each server board)
8. Add a small network crosslead between boards.
9. On a nearby desk place TWO monitors, keyboards and mice - connect each to it's respective mainboard.
10. Power up each mainboard and close the cabinet.
11. Play a furious UT deathmach for SEVERAL hours.
WOOHOO!
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