Just poped the 5500 out of my sisters computer and there was 1 thing i forgot to mention, it has 3dfx fans on it instead of the AAVID fans, totally forgot about that..i know the 3dfx fans on 5500's were too common

Obi-Wan, here's links to the front abd back of the Intel revision 6000 before the repairs

http://www.3dfx-interactive.com/voodoo5-6000/revision1_front.jpg

http://www.3dfx-interactive.com/voodoo5-6000/revision1_back.jpg

@janskjaer

ROFLMFAO!

I am not licking my wounds, last time you called your mummy to lock the thread.

and I believe everyone is invited to pop in whenever they like, that's the point behind a forum, otherwise you could tell your jokes to the admins here by phone.

well, this time you took it. and took it hard, like it or not. but since you love to be king sh!t of fûck mountain, I'm going to leave you alone.

as lecram put it:
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PS: oh, it's "3dfx programming", not "3dfx programmers"; I know you had troubles /reading/ in the past, so I let you know by word that I know exactly what I am talking about (just in case you were unable to follow my posts - unlike 99% people here).

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HEHEHE! Oh dear! Touched a nerve?
FYI, that topic was open a LONG time for you to post a "witty" (yeah, right! ) reply into, but obviously more than a week is too long for you to come up with a good response! In fact, it shut you up for nearly two months you got such a bollocking!

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Never questioned that, but with the dribbly sh*t that comes out of your mouth, people would be wise to steer clear.  What a good idea! Phone-time FalconFly! Maybe you ought to give it a go dborca! Now hang up from the £5.00/sex Sex-Line, let go of your member, and start dialling!

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It would seem, no-one takes it harder than you, Crafty Butcher! You're going to leave me alone, eh? Oh ok, seeing as I'm taking such a wholloping from your "cool and witty" remarks, I mean I'm lost for words!
TIP: Don't put things like that when you're losing a conversation, it just aint cool!
Btw, "king sh!t of fûck mountain"... that's pretty...er.. pretty clever........ no, no it's not! Who am I kiddin? Again, you're back to talking bullsh*t!

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Oooh! It's double-team! GREAT! Then it must be 98% of the people here are NOT tw*ts, and 98% of the people in here are not sad c**ts!
Ooh! two-on-one! That's the kind of challenge you like, aint it dborca?

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Ahem....... GEEK! Look, if this is the best you are to trying to "get me back" with, it really is silly, and you are starting to look a bit of a pillock. Here's some advice: Let it go now, before you look worse! You don't want a repeat of "The Massacre at Think Tank"!

Oh, and btw, "Think Tank" is still unlocked, would you like to go back and get your arse pummelled again!?
Nope sorry dborca, I'm not into that! As much as you would love it! 

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Oooh, moron? Now we are getting personal! It really shows this is winding you up! You rile so easily! It's great! Yes, you do have a life! I can see that, the way you continue to create futile responses! It's almost laughable! The fun's already started. The joke's on you!

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Oh dear! Using my words to try to respond is quite disappointing! Where's the creativity dborca? Oh well, it was good while it lasted! Dare I read the rest of your petty, useless and tiresome response (if of course, I can read it, , but I wouldn't put that down to MY bad English, of course! )

Oh, and there is a reason why I use 2 HANDS at the same time! It also needs to be strapped to my leg!

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Oh no! dborca's not going to leave me alone! Boy, I must be in the sh*t now! Best start worrying, hadn't I? More pointless and "witty" responses to come from you then, I imagine? I can't wait!


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How does this, in anyway respond to the clever remark I used to highly embarass you? You're not going back to your old wild random 'I'll use Microsoft Word Thesaurus cos I can't speak English' bullsh*t are you? If so, you might as well give up now! 8)

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From what I have just slated you with, you have just let me get away with it! I can't believe you are so thick to not realise! CRAFTY BUTCHER?? OMG! Leave it, you're obviously not catching on quick enough are you! Sigh!
And I'm the one too dumb to figure out what YOU'RE talking about!? I think that goes for a lot of people on this forum! Hehe.

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You're obviously not reading ALL topics on this forum then, eh? I aint gonna repeat myself, no way, especially not for you, I recommend you read my latest posts on topics elsewhere! You will find my answer to this question, I have had to drum into Lecram25's brain also!
I take it you're trying to focus on this topic by putting all your energy into these "cool and witty" responses of yours, only for them to get slammed! How silly do you look now?
LET GO of your member!

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I aint assuming, I know. You got a pasting, admit it, and now you're gonna get another one!

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I've never seen anyone mix concrete in this country. Must be one of the luxuries for those poor saps in Romania, as we have it imported from there! Thanks for doing the hard work for us guys! We have more important things to be getting on with!

dborca, you really like the image: (*) don't you? Get's you excited? You also like "double-teaming" and being called a crafty butcher! It aint looking good for you, son.

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I think you'll find that was you, when I was having a kind joke with FalconFly, you had to step it and start throwing personal  digs around (again, I think this was your personal vendetta caused by the trouncing I gave you last time we had words! )

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dborca, where are you conjuring this sh*t up from? Who the hell was talking about inventing "walking"? ??? What the hell are you going on about? Can't you answer a comment sensibly, and in relation to what we're talking about? I think it's you who needs the specialist!

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Then you're already pulling the plank too much! I suggest you stop and find yourself a woman! (if that's what you're into. From the comments I've embarrassed you with, you showed no denial, so who knows ) It's more fun!

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You're way behind! You've already started to embarass yourself and let me do it to my amusement also! Give it up!

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Duh, It doesn't! I wouldn't expect you to realise that though!
THIS DOES...

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You are still not learning are you? You just don't know what the hell you are talking about, which makes this highly hilarious at your expense!

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Oh I can tell, the laughter seems to be seeping out of you. The way you have written the rest of your pathetic response! Its easy to see, this is really getting to you!

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Hey, if it's there, I'll read it, when I have time of course.
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Shouldn't you be asking yourself that?

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Sigh! Another pathetic and weak response from yourself! It's dreadful you try to assume I don't know what's happening. Word of advice, I'm on the ball, and you....you are misplaced here.

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Oh yeah, I can see how much concentration you are putting in here. Quite.

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AARGH! dborca, what the hell are you going on about? Your sentences and responses are incoherent and make no sense as to what we are talking about! What are you making yourself look like? Haven't you learned anything from last time?

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Yes. It's evident.

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Actually, that was very good for someone of your intellect. You must reap the rewards of that one before you dig yourself in your usual incoherent babble once more! Too late! You already did that! I think you've mixed the sh*t enough for one day, don't you? (come to think of it, a lifetime! )

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There's only two syllables in that word, come on, you must know what that one means? Maybe witty aint in the MSWord Thesaurus.
dborca, look us that one up will you?
The way you use "Dude", anyone would think you come from somewhere worthy of respect. But hey.. what can you do?
dborca, you are my lithium!

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No, in fact, it's a result from that post on flag's thread.

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I thought to take you slowly, with simple real-world examples. It's not working. Damn. Heheh...

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Denial hides something. I am too sure about my orientation, so I don't have to deny anything.

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Your opinions will go to /dev/null. Oops, that's too hard. To Recycle Bin. Oops. The Trash Can.

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So much about your coherency...

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Just because you cannot cope with that doesn't mean anything at all. Wrong guess. It means that you cannot cope with that.

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To be honest, it was so hilarious that I had to take a break, to get back on track.

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I don't need to. And while being at that, make sure you read it 5 times, in order to understand 5% of it.

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Really? Guess again!

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Nah, I was fooling you. Memo to myself, I can't make jokes on individuals with sub-medium intellect.

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Don't bother even trying to get it. It will be painful for you.

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You seem to know exactly how it feels after such experience. I wouldn't know...

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So it's true you're on lithium. I should've guessed earlier. Besides, doesn't matter what a certain word means. It just becomes boring when it's used too often. How many years have you had to repeat the english class?

Small notes:
1) this time I tried with shorter phrases, to get through your thick skull.
2) you are really circling around same ideas of yours . they are too few and too poor. Boring.
a) Blahblah how great I am blahblah
b) Blahblah You don't learn! I rule blahblah
c) *this space intentionally left blank*
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z) *this space intentionally left blank*

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Your post was entirely aimed at starting this rant of yours! It was on that basis that stemmed this whole thing! READ YOUR FIRST POST!

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dborca, you're doing it again! What the hell are you going on about? Stop talking rubbish and making a fool of yourself! Speak sensibly man! Anyone else, help us out (Not that you would be able to, this guy's lost the plot! )

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Who is talking about denial? ??? What are you going on about? I said, get a bird. Do you mean you are denying yourself that? ??? I don't know. I think this is a ploy because you don't have anything decent to come back at me to.

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Spare a thought for poor dborca, he's lost his mind and the power of rational thought! I ask him a question or take the p*ss out of him, and he talks jibber-jabber hoping that it may throw me. You've gone. I can't answer to incoherent sh*t.

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So you choose to ignore posts that prove you wrong, typical. I can't imagine how else you would accept defeat.

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Now dborca, you are repeating yourself. This is a clear sign that something upstairs is not quite right and that you common key skills of communication leave something to be desired!

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You were never "on track" in the first place! In fact, you've f**k**g derailed! ! Your breaks are times to re-coup to think of something "witty" to say. (oops, I said witty again, what will he think of me? )

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Just get asking yourself that question! It may take some time to sink in, and realise the fact that you can't read, or write, or talk for that matter! Somebody help him!

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erm ........ No.

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That would be the day! The only fool here is you , in that you miss the point of sarcasm, even when it's thrown back at you. Oh dear!

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It is! It's painful for all of us poor saps who have to ready your constant dribble that fails to structure something remotely read-worthy!

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Sigh! It's hard work trying to educate fools, who can't even help themselves by admitting they talk sh*t!

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Like I said, YOU are my lithium! Come closer, and I'll take a chunk!

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Want me to let you know what an English class is actually like? You probably wouldn't understand!

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Impression of dborca:
"Ooh, he can't spell! Ooh, it's Notes with an 'N', can't you spell? uh .. uhh... [insert an attempt at a witty comment here]
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"blah, blah, blah" is one of your strong points! That all your sentences ever seem to say! "blah, blah" actually makes more sense than you're saying!
The spaces intentionally left blank actually some you up, sunshine!