Since we ruled that Gary is the one and only Borg King, here are somme borg jokes:

I am Pentium of Borg. Arithmetic is irrelevant. Division is futile. You WILL be approximated.

We are Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile. But we're not home right now, so leave a message after the tone and we'll assimilate you later... (beep)

I am C-3PO of Borg. I am capable of over six million different forms of assimilation.

I am Arnold Schwartzenegger of Borg. You will be assi... uh, assim..., oh, you will be terminated!

I am John Lennon of Borg. Imagine all the people... assimilated.

I am Porky Pig of Borg. Prepare to be as... assa... assim... I'm taking over!!!

I am Microsoft of Borg. Resistance izkx
GPF 0x5654 8820
Application RESIST.EXE has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down.

I am Shakespeare 'o Borg. Thou art assimilated, my good man. Ye shall not resist, for that is futile.

I am Butt-Head of Borg. You will be... assimi...uhhhhh... It says ASS! This is cool !!

I am Alanis Morissette of Borg. Isn't it robotic? Don't you think?

I am Sinatra of Borg. Start spreading the news. We're assimilating today. You will be a part of it: the Borg, the Borg.

I am Ginsu of Borg. You will be assimilated, but WAIT! There's MORE!

I am Phone Company of Borg. Connection is irrelevant. Modem will be assim +++ NO CARRIER.

I am Homer of Borg. Resistance is futile. You will be assimmm...mmmmmm Donuts.

I am Trebek of Borg. For $200, it's futile and starts with R.

I am Paul McCartney of Borg. Resistance is futile -- let it be, let it be, let it be.

BorgerKing: We do it our way. Your way is irrelevant.

I am Ice-T 'o 'da Borg, motherf*cker. Low and behold, your sorry ass is about to become assimilated, man! And if you think you might be able to resist, we'll tell 'ya about futility, you irrelevant sucker!

Yoda of Borg I am. Futile is resistance. Assimilate you we will.

I am Tweeti of Borg. I tawt I attimiwated a Puddy Tat!

I am Bud Bundy of Borg. Can I assimilate you, please just once!?

LuxemBORG: The European Community is irrelevant.

I am Rubik of Borg, and the cube was MY idea.

I am Alzheimer of Borg. Resistance is... is... sh*t. Who are you? Where am I?  And why?!?

LOL!!!

Mwahahahaha! ROFL! ;D

euhmm LoL ?? hehe Lol hehe eum LoL  ;) but about Yoda, That wasn't funny like at all.  ;D

... and, my favoryte:

I am Elmer Fudd of Bowg. Wesistance is futile. Pwepawe to be Assimiwated.