Ok, just got done playing some of Wanton Destruction and this is why this game is on my all time favorite list.
Looking out door at old woman: "Whew, you must of got hit by ugle stick to often!"
Get fortune cookie 1: Man who farts in church sits in own phew.
Fortune cookie 2: Baseball wrong, man with 4 balls can't walk.
Use sword to cut down mob, "Ah-ha split personality!"
Use sword to cut down second mob "You half the man you used to be!"
LOL I know cheesy as hell but funny. Recommend this game to anyone that has a sence of humor.
Oh yeah, and an old machine.